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Why do people enjoy guro and other disgusting asian pornography? like artwork of guro and girls guts goin all over the war, or girls taking **** into eachothers mouth,
how is that even considered a fetish , its MENTAL and people who enjoy such should be hung, shot, and cut up then burnt for the dogs.
"yeah lets jerk off on some dead girls liver."
"oh mean i would only pray to get my mouth filled with the lustful juices of her ***."
what the **** is with these wankers fapping like mad over torn guts and fecal matter.
it ****** disgusts me, its unhumane. big flaw in our entire society. | | You're suggesting people should but murdered, mutilated and fed to animals and have th nerve to call THEM unhumane for their freaky tastes in art? | My dads being an ***? Well im an asian and come from a really conservative family, ive been boxed in house all ,my freaking life, while my dad can do the shittiest things possible like getting drunk and having affairs, bossing my mum around and messing with our brains.
When i have a bad mood and talk back he says he would disown me, i turned 18 in march and he didnt let me get a license, he doesnt let me go out even with friends or take the cab, i hate hate him.
WHat the **** do i do?
Im dying here | Talk to your mom and convince her to get your dad help for his alcohol addiction
Can you look up some family therapists/support groups for alcoholics/hotlines to give you professional advice?
Can you talk to your dad when he's sober and tell him that you miss him and that you worry about him and wish he'd stop drinking and be a role model for you?
You should ask your parents if you can start seeing a therapist who can help you out - change starts with you :)
Good luck! | Where is the best place to get laid overseas? I don't want to pay. I don't like asian chicks. ? Please keep your smart *** remarks to your self you pitiful never been laid in your life computer geeks that have nothing better to do than set there all day watching yahoo answers waiting for your chance to jab somebody when you you have nothing to offer to the subject but some immature comment. Go look in the mirror. What do you see? A pitiful ****!!! What did you accomplish today? A comment to someone you don't know about a subject you know nothing about? Way to go!!! | "Overseas" is a big place, but getting laid is the same pretty much everywhere. Go to somewhere with liberal attitudes to sex and a lively nightlife. Ask a local for the best place to pull/pick up girls (it will usually be somewhere in a tourist district with expensive drinks and too-loud music). If you have the confidence, looks and charm, it will be easy from there. If you don't, it won't. It's that simple.
Getting pissy with the people you want to reply won't help you any though, and will just attract more negative comments. | Just wondering if anyone could see this script going anywhere, with a little more work? Bedsit
Episode 1
By Damian Gates
(opening) : (music) – starts with google earth zooming in off the planet to the centre of the North West, zooming in on Blackburn Town centre, and then to the street where there’s a block of 8 Bedsits, with graffiti all over the walls, and 7 to let signs on the windows. One of the bedsits is burn’t out with no windows, and the to let sign in that window is black with soot, but it transpires that alcoholic Trevor lives there, and he’s just burn’t out his bedsit.
2 Landlords own 4 bedsits each, one Saleem Chaudhri, The other Frank Smith
Saleem, local corner shop entrepreneur the other Frank smith, expat London. They do not get on.
Opening Sequence,
Frank shouting at Trevor with regards the burn’t out bedsit
Frank “ What the hell have you done now Trevor”
Trevor “ I don’t ******* know, I’ve just got up, How am I supposed to know what I’m doing, I’m in this god damn block on my own, if you and sal’d spend more money on this place, then I might get neighbours, and they’d of woke me up if I’d started a fire, wun’t they you set of bastards”
Frank – “oh right, so you set fire to my property in one of you’re bloody states, and it’s mine and that, and that…. And Mr Chaudhri’s fault is it. Typical bloody alcho, always somebody else to blame”
Trevor: “don’t you dare come out with the alco ****. I had 7 cans of superstrength and a couple of quarts of whiskey last night, and that was it!! I’d of carried on drinking if it weren’t for the devil himself, blocking me from my bloody fridge, big red hot beggar he was an all!! Anyway, I told you about my problems the first day we agreed the tenancy, and I paid you the deposit1!
Frank : “DEPOSIT”, you gave me a tenner, you bloody pisshead, £220 was the agreed deposit, and £220 a month after that. You’ve been here 4 months, and I’ve had a ******* tenner, and now look what you’ve done!
Trevor: Well we’ll talk about that once you’ve sorted this place out, cause I ain’t giving you a penny until this **** holes sorted out, look at the bloody state
Frank: (irate – ready to kick trevs ***!!!)
Interrupted
BMW M3 sguys onto carpark, out comes saleem, little bearded asian
Frank & Trevor simoultaneaously : “here we go”
Clambering on steps heard, door bursts open, heavy asian accent “what the bloody hell is going on here”, I can’t believe you bloody honkys how can you, do such a thing to such a beautiful residence. I do you expect me to rent out my bloody half of the building, when this half is in such a **** state, my allah man, what the bloody hell do you think you are playing at.
Frank : Now, now chaudhri, calm down. If this place wasn’t such a state, we wouldn’t have people like trev living here in the first place would we.
Trev: **** you, I have rights
Frank, no **** you Trev, you’ve no rights, **** me, you haven’t even got any windows, no, let me rephrase that, I haven’t even got any ******* windows. You’re out of here Trev, you’re out, and you sal, I need words urgently.
Sal: Don’t you be giving me bloody words, if there’s any bloody words being bloody given out here, it will be bloody me giving out bloody words, you bloody honky, do you bloody under bloody stand, bloody hell, bloody, bloody hell!!
Frank: Now, just calm down a second sal, with you’re bloody bloody, honky bloody bloody’s..
Trev: “yeah, sal calm……….
Frank and Sal: You bloody shut your mouth………Sigh Pisshead
Trevor: “well if that’s how you feel, I’m going right now!!!
Frank and Sal : “good, pissoff”
Sal: “bloody pissoff”
Trevor (empty threat) “right, seriously I’m going now”
Pan to front door of bedsits, hear clambering downstairs, shouting, Door opens, Trev kicked out by frank and sal, then burn’t stick with bag on end and a shiny can of tenants stuck out the end.
Frank : “**** off, and good riddance”
Trevor: “I’ll be back you bastards, mark my words”
Sal: “bloody pisshead bloody honky, pissoff!!!!!
Door closes, sal and Frank look at each other, uncomfortable silence, then laughter.
Sal: “that bloody pisshead, how the bloody hell did you bloody find him”
Trevor: “I don’t know, but at least I’ve got an insurance claim for that bedsit know, it’s gonna be amazing once I’ve finished with Churchill, I’ll get double glazing and a new toilet and everything in there”
Sal: “you bloody lucky bastard, it’s a shame we can’t get tenants like that in every bloody bedsit, then we would make a bloody good profit”
??????????????????????????????????????…
3 months later
Sequence – 7 alcos being thrown out with sticks and tenant superstrength, brandy, whisky, gin, etc……. all out, camera panning onto each one, and to the various alcoholic drinks in there burnt out bags, to the seven dwarfs hi ho hi ho, it’s out in the cold we go”
Camera pans, to loads of workmen, and vans etc…. Then to frank and sal, carting off widescreen tv’s, playstations etc… into the boots of their cars
Sal: “I bloody told you, independent bloody loss assesors are the way to go frank, I bloody told you””
Frank: “you did sal, you certainly did”
Bedsit
Episode 2
By Damian Gates
(opening) : (music) – starts with google earth zooming in off the planet to the centre of the North West, zooming in on Blackburn Town centre, and then to the street where there’s a block of 8 Bedsits, New double glazing, one man in overalls, scrubbing last bit of graffiti off the walls, frank and sal dressed smartly outside.
Outside nice block of apartments, young couple sarah and tom screaming at each other, sarah through the window, tom downstairs beside and audi a4 (or something similar)
Sarah: You bag you’re bags you peace of ****, I can’t believe you’ve gone and shagged her, how dare you, you ******* bastard
Throwing clothes out of window, blah de blah de blah
Sarah: What is it with her, is her *** smaller then mine, what, what is it
Tom: (well spoken) Look, love, why don’t you just calm down, it’s not as it seems”
Sarah “it’s not as it seems you ******, this is not a sitcom, this is real life. (mimicking) “let’s get a cleaner to help us, as we are working all the time, No not her, look she’s scruffy, get someone smart, what she looks like is going to be a reflection on how she works. Bullshit, briday would have been fine, but no lets go for ******* chloe, she dresses smart. “yeah, and she’s 40 years younger, I knew this was gonna happen you ******* ****”
Tom: “not the laptop, not the god damn laptop”
Smash, Blank screen
Focus on Emily, gorgeous 20 something – Just returning back to her parents detached house, back after 3 years of travelling the globe, for a surprise return:
Walks in to find her bedroom has been turned into a gym and spa
Dad : “oh, um, hello sweetheart, didn’t expect you back so soon, how are you, I’ll let you’re mother know”
Dad walks into Emily’s old rather large bedroom to find mother and friends relaxing in spa, with sauna, steamroom, and excersice cycle.
Dad “hugh hugh”, sorry to interrupt ladies but
Emily “what the hell is going on here “
Blah de blah de blah
Dad “ here’s some money to get yourself sorted on your own!!
David, ex pub landlord, just come out of his pub, as he’s been robbed, no insurance, lost everything, nice bloke, brewery has thrown him out!!!
Another 5 people
All sat in various pubs, coffee shops etc….
Looking in local paper for accommodation
Sal and Frank outside flat | umm ya im writing a script right now and u definitely should not put it on yahoo answers. anyone from anywhere could take your story and use it. That was not very smart posting it on here. think be you act. and tips on the script. it was okay but u should think as if it is a story on tv. thinking it as a film and not a script. you have to be able to picture it smoothly running in your head. if you stuck . . .try reading an amazing book "how to write a movie in 21 days" by viki king. professional screenwriters have used it. its a famous book in hollywood films.
good luck and get this question off as soon as possible. you dont want anyone swaying your decisions or ideas. i no its hard, but it should be all you. | Has anyone seen the new karate guy movie? In that part where the little black guy gets is showing off infront of that asian chick and then that asian guy comes over and beats on his girlfriend and the black guy gets his *** handed to him by that asian guy.
I had a dream last night after i saw it that the same thing happened then after that the black guy pulled out a glock 9mm and busted a cap in his *** and yelled "THATS HOW WE DO IT IN THE BRONX MOTHER **** ER"
Thats what should of happened, it would of been way better. | in all honesty, your stupid.
thats probly the worst thing that could happen.
1. where would he get the gun
2. having a gun and threatening the other characters would make Jaden Smith an unlikable character and no one would like him, why bother watching
3. killing off the antagonist in the first scene would give the movie no plot and no reason to be made.
4. i know what you mean that your not serious but why are you wasting your time asking stupid questions on purpose you tool | I got punched 5 times in the face. From behind. I didn't hit him back. And he got 2 days suspension.? So. I was in the lunch line, (I'm Asian) when this black guy was cutting the lines. I don't really care, but he pushed me to get past. I stop him and I'lm like, the **** are you doing. He's pretty big 5 10, but I'm bigger and 5'11 . He starts getting up in my face, sayin blablbal you wnat to hit me? let's go. what you gonna do about it.
I'm like.. laughing.. are you serious? His friends know me, and they tell him to chill out, because they know I would've wrecked him. BUt yet he consists in taunting me. So, I go to him, and quietly say, meet me after school. I don't want a crowd like usual, for his sake. He's like OH YOU WNAT TO GO BLABALA LET"S GO RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!.. But i was going to teach him a lesson after school..
So illogical. I'm a senior applying tot he Naval Academy, and I can't afford to get suspended. In fact, nobody can afford it. But he persists. In the cafeteeria full of security. finanlly, he says "Aite afterschool ".. and I turn away, just thinkni about fries and a sandwhich. I don't want to deal with this guy now. I want to eat. 10 seconds later, he comes from behind me and punches me in face. I'm in schock as he hits me. Did he really just suckerpunch me ??? he attempted to knock me out or down, but I stood there, trying to face him. He continues to punch me in the face, and I'm afraid to get suspended sO i don't even block them. I 'ate' the hits, cus he hit like a pussy, but I got my lip busted open, the inside of my mouth torn up, my jaw bruised, and my earring got torn out.
I don't get any punishment, cus I didn't hit him or anything. He gets only a 2 day suspension. Is that total bs? or is that reasonable.
I heard that an asain guy that hit a white guy at a school ended up gettin expelled. But this guy only gets 2 days? I really need some feedback. IS 2 DAYS SUSPENSION FOR PRACTICALLY ASSAULT REASONABLE? I mean, I want to **** him up and wreck his *** because I can, but I can't because that'll land me into trouble, and I have plans for the future. If I can't deal with this myself, I wanted the school to deal with it properly. But I don't think it did. what do you think? | What if reporting to the police for assualt to get back the fair justice. The important thing is, if you really let him hit you, you should have done it in the cafteria's camera for evidence, and not just let him hit you. What would you get to have someone hit you without the evidence ? Since you are injurued and with the medical reports, and if you have gotten the video camera, I think you can just report to the police. Even without camera evidence, you still should report to the police.
I have watched the TV of a program. A guy was beatean up by his neighbor, and he deliberately did not counter attack because he had put up a video camera to record everything. He went to the police office with all the evidence and the medical report, his neighbor was arrested and put to jail for 2 years.
You shouldnt have just let him beaten you up. You should at least have blocked him for 3 or 4 puches, then you start to fight back to show that you were for defense, just to show to people you were force to defense, in case anyone is willing to be the witness to tell what they have seen, but definately did it in the camera was the best
2 Day suspension is not fair to you at all. I would report to the police with the proof of medical report to get back the justice.
Edit :
Since your lip has bursted and mouth torn, if you still haven't visited a doctor, go to visit now, and tell him how you got beaten and you need this report to give to the police. The doctor would write down everything as a medical report. Remember, to tell the doctor they are very hurt, and if you have headache and neck pain etc, tell him ALL, so the police and the judge would know the level of your injury to help them determind the level of punishment of the offender. | How to treat a lady... it WORKS!!? 1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for ******* and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "**** you" and grab the other girls ***. Girls love competition.
8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket... Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.
20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that | HA HA HA..
Oh can't you see that I can't stop laughing?!?!.... ( SARCASM )
Do you think girls are dogs or what the hell man.. because it sure seems like you do. | Am I racist, am I justified, or am I just crazy? I'd like to preface what I'm about to say with the following information: I have two black cousins who I think the world of. I have many friends who are black, some are the "Poor me, I'm black" type, others are proud that their black, but not super vocal about it, and others couldn't care less if their skin color was bright green. I'd also like to say I voted for Obama, I'm glad I did too, I think he's our contries best chance at an economic turn-a-round as well a our best chance at improving our international image.
I watched Obama's inauguration Tuesday, and overall I thought it was a great ceremony, I was proud to be an American knowing that this was what we were broadcasting to the rest of the world. Then came the benediction following the inauguration, when Reverand Lowery prayed that "Whites would embrace what is right" and it pissed me the **** off. I never owned a slave, my mother never owned a slave, I have never discriminated against anyone of any color, black, "red" mexican, asian, I don't give a rats ***, we are all human beings and deserve to be treated the same way. But you know what? I am sick and ******* tired of listening to black people complain that they are in such a bad way. You know what, if you want a better life then work for it. My mom grew up in the inner city, she still lived there when I was born. My mom almost made enough to pay the rent. There were days, sometimes two or three in a row when she wouldn't eat so that I could. At one point we had to move in with my grandparents because we had nothing. You know what? My mom worked her *** off to get out of that situation. She didn't want to live like that and she didn't want me to live like that. But because I think that a certain group of black people are using their background as an exuse I'm a racist?
Then we have the whole if I dare to express such an idea in public, if I start saying that I don't think that certain groups of black people live in the situation they do not because they are forced by the big bad white person to, but because they clearly just don't want their situation to change enough to do something about it, I'd be crucified.
You know what, black people have the NAACP, which is great, they have done great things to ensure equality in this country but If god forbid somebody expresses a desire to look out for the interestes of white people they are scorned, berated, and compared to the KKK. I don't think white people are any better than black people, I don't think black people are any better than white people. I think we are all people. Thats why "Equal opportunity Employment" pisses me off. I live in a day no where rather than a person not getting a job because they are black, but rather a person not getting a job because they are not black, or asian, or mexican, or anything other than white.
I live in a country will hire a less qualified black person over a more qualified white person to meet an "equality quota" and it pisses me off. I never did anything wrong black people, nor did my parents, and yet It's like I'm being punished because I'm white. How the **** is that fair?
I'd like to ask one more question here before you go. I mentioned earlier the Benediction given by Reverand Lowery following the Obama Inauguration. What do you think the reaction woud have been had a white Pastor prayed for "blacks to learn how to act"? I think of Don Imus in such a situation, who for the record was waaay out of line with his nappy headed hoes comment, and think of calls from Reverand Jesse Jackson to have him fired, and the media coverage it got for weeks and I just get so ANGRY that it seems like no one is willing to stand up and say enough is enough. o say that it's wrong for our society to have this god damned double standard when it comes to race. That it's not fair that a black Reverand can get away with insulting our race on national television. I guess what I'm really asking, and this is to blacks and to whites, to asians and mexixans, to anyone who exists as a human being:
What do you think?
So I asked a lot of questions in there, most of which I'm sure will get me some impassioned responses condeming me for my "racist" views, and others from white people who are just as pissed as I am. I'm just curious to see what other people think. Thank you for taking the time to read this question. | Well, essentially, it is usually considered more offensive, by the masses, if a white says something negative about someone who is not white, simply because white people do not necessarily have a notable history of being persecuted (excluding the Irish). Blacks, Jews, Native Americans, Asians, etc. have all faced extreme forms of persecution from whites in the past. Usually when a white says something offensive, the non-white person can relate the obscenity to a point in history when their ancestors where persecuted, thus reviving ill feelings of the past, negativity, and resentment. When a non-white says something offensive to a white, the white person isn't expected to be able to relate it to anything, and in most cases, cannot. Hence why it is deemed as less acceptable.
Many non-white people disapprove of things such as "Equal opportunity Employment" too. It implies the idea that people who aren't white cannot be successful on their own, and will always need help. We're the victims as much as you are. We do not always have a say in what is passed. A large majority of the time, people will blame a successful black person as the result of Affirmative Action. There are even some people who say Obama's victory was a direct result of Affirmative Action. Double standards can work both ways. I agree, it isn't fair.
I don't think you're racist, you're just tired of having to hear people whine, and fed up with the injustices that our society is still plagued with. Don't worry, people usually aren't so condemning on this site. I'm not white, by the way (well, I have ancestors that were), I have mixed ancestry. | Is MMA making its practictioners way too cocky? This guy who does MMA in my school thinks hes the **** cuz he does MMA. hes like im going to **** you up and all of this and wants to beat whoever that gets in his way.
then another guy in my school writes on his facebook status saying that hes going to beat this guy bad and saying im going to do MMA on his ***.
ususally peopple that take taekwondo, karate or any asian martial arts dont display their strength or so damn eager to fight someone just for the hell of it.
has mma done this? | No, and you cant always blame the teachers.
Il be perfectly honest.... ive done a class with a Karate instuctor once who was an asshole, and it showed in his students. Big egos, pushing new guys too hard. Whereas i entered a Kyokushin gym (renound for its punishment) and felt more welcome there than anywhere else.
The MMA gym i attended for a few months (Total Dojo in Milton Keynes) it was welcoming, hardly any egos and a friendly atmosphere.
I think alot of the stigma comes from everyone watching UFC and thinking they are 'bad ***' because they think they are the next GSP, Fedor, Coutore etc. In all honesty... in my personal experience of martial arts and defense, MMA fighters in a street fight would get their *** handed to them more than they care to admit. I know they worship their ground game and take downs... but lets face it.... your not on a comfy mat rolling about... if you get someones back on the street and your rolling around on the base of your spine... it hurts!
I dont think you should feel that MMA fighters have ego problems just cause of one guy.
Just cause a nail bends when you hammer it, do you throw away the rest of the box just cause one is faulty? | PLEASE HELP WITH MY CORNY CAP SONG IM MAKING? PLEASE HELP ME ADD SOME CORNY LINES
So I know this cute Asian chick from New York City,
All these guys hit on her but only get her pity.
Don't **** with her because she'll shank your ***,
Unless you're a six foot boy who likes to dress with class.
I asked for her number and she thought me a creeper.
****, all I wanna do is just friggin' beat her!
When I keep tellin' her she looks good without make-up,
She rolls her eyes and says "**** the hell up!" | | dont come in here unless your a mask ! |
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